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THEIR KIDS 

THEIR KIDS! THIER! KIDS! THEY'RE TEACHING THEIR KIDS AND THEIR KIDS HAPPEN TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE AS YOUR KIDS (SOMETIMES)!
Hym "Jesus Christ... Look... They aren't teaching YOUR kids anything that they aren't teaching THEIR kids. They aren't bringing YOUR kids to drag shows... They're bringing THEIR KIDS. I don't see how you think that deliberately misrepresenting the issue does anything to further resolve the issue... Unless your intent is NOT to result the issue. Your goal may very well be to perpetuate the negative feedback loop. And that's actually the linchpin of the feedback loop. If one side is 'correct' then neither side is justified in stopping the other because they are doing the same thing. Their positions are irreconcilable. By default. And somebody saw this and was all... CHAFF GRENADE! BANG! The kids are just the final bulwark. That's how you know they're getting desperate."
THEIR KIDS by Hym Iam July 23, 2023
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National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day 

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”

gay kids with pizza up their ass

person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.
someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night

lettin' the Cosby kids' out of their room

Taking a dump.
Hey man, I'll be right back. I'm going upstairs and lettin' the Cosby kids' out of their room.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026