the xone

What you get into after taking a bar or so of xanax or alprazolam (generic).

Dave: Dude where you in the xone last night?
Sean: Yea man. That shit was fucking sweet.
Dave: How many bars deep were you?
Sean: Shit man, I have no clue. You tell me.
Dave: LMAO! Had to be at least two or three. You fell asleep on the crapper. We had to come get your ass off of there and throw you onto a couch!
Sean: God damn! LMAO! I really was in the motherfucking xone. I'm gonna get some more!

the xone by P. Drank May 5, 2009

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In the xone

When someone says they are "in the xone" it means they are getting in the x-rated zone which is selecting/watching adult films aka "Flipping Thru Flixxxs"

Adam asked me what I was up to and I told him I was in the mood and was about to get "in the xone".

In the xone by Derrockcoal September 14, 2023

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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