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The Wheeler Wait 

The act of buying an engagement ring for your long time girlfriend, but never actually proposing.
Eric: "Hey Jess, has James given you that engagement ring he bought for you 13 years ago?"
Jess: "I wish!"
Eric: "So I see he's still pulling The Wheeler Wait"

the three wheeler 

While engaging in doggystyle intercourse with your wife/girlfriend insert your thumb into your partners anus and work it in and out like an old school three wheeler thumb throttle.
Doing my lady last night from behind I pulled "the three wheeler" out on her!!!
the three wheeler by ERV February 14, 2010

The 18 wheeler 

A complete human centipede made up of quadriplegics.
Debra constructed the 18 wheeler made up of exactly 9 “willing” subjects.
The 18 wheeler by Ginger Cat Attack November 11, 2020

The Dundalkian 4 wheeler 

a man drops on all fours with a double sided dildo in his ass and his girlfriend scissors his from behind
Oh you'll never believe this I caught Dalton and Tammy doing The Dundalkian 4 Wheeler behind Jimmy's Seafood.

Sauced on the wheelers 

Getting extremely intoxicated while riding atv’s
Yo this weekend we’re getting sauced on the wheelers

The Wuhan Wheezer 

The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:

- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level

- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice

- The Sudden Inability To Drive

- Darkening Of Skin

- Change Of Language

- Squint Eyes

- Dry Cough

- Death
"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"
The Wuhan Wheezer by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020