Extremely weak or worthy of ridicule. From the phrase, "Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag."
John is such a weakling, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.
by SaucyWench May 30, 2016
Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB
Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.
by Sima June 20, 2005
by davidism1 August 09, 2022
The Wet Paper Bag is when you take a fat, ugly hoe back to your room, put a paper bag on her face, then cum all over the paper bag.
by DabbinInACabin September 04, 2019
Being broke.
by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017