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The Waiting Game 

The point where a guy/girl hopelessly waits for the one person that would want to be in a relationship. There's no point of flirting, you just do nothing. It's like a fisherman with the pole in the water, with no hook or bait. This mostly happens to nice guys who girls want so badly, yet sticks around with the jerks. Or even the shyguy who doesn't even try. Also, the game can be triggered by entering the friend zone.
He starting the Waiting Game when his crush friend zoned him.
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The Waiting Game 

A game where guys (or sometimes girls) usually in college or at football camp, etc. show their genitals to each other in various formations. When one guy looks at another's genitals, he is called gay or a fag (or both) and is then kicked. How many times he is kicked dependeds on the formation of the genitals.
Guy#1: Hey dude, look at this
Guy#2: What . . . awww sick man
Guy#1: Aha faggot!
Guy#2: What was that, the batwing?
Guy#1: Yea dude, thats three kicks
Guy#2: Fuck the Waiting Game
The Waiting Game by Phreaky Phil September 15, 2009

Playing the waiting game 

To disguise oneself as a tampon, and lie in wait.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008