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Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.
Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.

Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song 

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

sabrina the teenage witch 

1. A prettymuch rad show, popular in the 90's, about a teenage witch, who lives a relatively normal life, learning lessons through her magic.
1. I'm Sabrina the teenage witch and I basically used to accidentally turn people into pineapples, but now I can toadally whip yo ass with Truth Sprinkles and stuffff. <3

the teenies 

The coined term for the new decade of 2010-2019, corresponding with the eighties, nineties, naughties, etc.
OMG, i can't believe we're in the teenies already!
the teenies by KangarooJack69 December 25, 2009

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

A take on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, obviously. Can be used if you know of a teen-ager named Sabrina who is a real bitch.
Sabrina: “I never loved you and I was just using you for nine months straight. Hahaha! Fuck you!”

Ryan: “Wow, what a cunt. I guess she’s Sabrina the Teenage Bitch.”