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The ticket 

Being that guy. The ticket to get out of the mud. The golden ticket to success.
“Did you see Johnny got 3 d1 offers yesterday?”

“Yeah bro, he’s the ticket”

The Ticket Angels 

The Ticket Angels are a unique service that saves people money from parking tickets. By signing up with this subscription service you have the ability to be given a text message, phone call, or knock on your door whenever you are at risk of receiving a parking ticket.

As of July 7th, 2010, The Ticket Angels have saved nearly $15,000 for their neighbors.

A "Ticket Angel" is one who saves a person from a parking ticket. Through various means of notifying that person a head of time a Ticket Angel keeps money in your pocket.
"If it weren't for The Ticket Angels calling me to move my car I would have definitely gotten a parking ticket".

The Ticket Wolf

A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.
I got great ticks for Pearl Jam from The Ticket Wolf.
The Ticket Wolf by TheTicketWolf September 29, 2008

buy the ticket, take the ride 

(from Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Creating, and being involved in, a situation that may get you in way over your head-- but deciding that turning back would be a rather uninteresting option
When Kenny and Chris realized that they'd invited six uninhibited drunkards to go boating with them for an entire weekend, they briefly reconsidered going at all.

Chris: Oh well-- buy the ticket, take the ride.

Amy the ticket 

To Amy a ticket is used in customer service sector, when an agent encounters or gets assigned a ticket that falls outside of his ability to handle either because it's complicated or because he/she does not have sufficient knowledge to handle that ticket so he Amys it (transfers it to Amy). Amy is complaint free, and never returns a ticket back, she is mysterious yet very helpful.
This ticket is very weird, I have never been asked about suck thing, should I Amy the ticket?
Amy the ticket by EmItEcApS October 16, 2020

thats the ticket 

A phrase of relaxation, or pleasure. Commonly used when something goes just the way you want it to.
*leaning back in chair and stretching*..ahhhhh, thats the ticket...
thats the ticket by Pistol Starta February 11, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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