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Tim to the Tam 

Timothy - originating from Greek time, meaning Honouring by God. A Commonly masculine name. Worldwide knowledge that we shorten Timothy to Tim!

Tam; originating from the best biscuit on the planet - Arnotts Tim Tams - also adding for personalisation factor “to the” in between so that you get….Tim to the Tam.
Instead of calling your best mate (one of the sickest cunts out there) just plain old Tim or Timothy…..quite commonly Tim’s can be nicknamed Tim Tam. The sickest aka the legendary Tim’s on earth deserve that little bit extra oomph. Also, underlying clever factor is Tim Tam’s are relatable to everyone here - hence the nickname therefore will stick and spread without anyone taking much notice.

Timothy or Tim’s are either tall or short (no in between) and extremely intriguing and/or likeable. Very high chance on being animal lovers, maybe even vegetarians.

Tim’s have an extremely versatile love of music and canned soft drinks depending on the type of Tim. Are either highly focused and computer tech savvy or the opposite and struggle to focus and retain but far from illiterate.

If you click with a Tim to the Tam…conversation flows easily…often known as bouncing off one another.

It has been said, Tim’s have a high survival rate in the event of a possible global disaster such as a zombie apocalypse…you want a Tim on your Team!
1. “Tim to the Tam is the shit man!!! What a fucking top bloke ayyyy”

2. Tim, Timothy, Tam, Tim Tam and Tim to the Tam are the common names used for these unreal dudes.

3. A bond is formed immediately or not at all. Either a deeply unique friendship, a flirt/fuck buddy or just pass these guys daily (the passer-by being the dud in that equation).
4. My advice is get a Tim in your life!
Tim to the Tam by SubZeroWins January 1, 2022

The Tim-Tam Slam

The Tim-tam Slam is the act of nutting in a man ass, then his mouth, and then slapping him across the face with your cock. Then you shit on his back and slam your ass down on it, making it smear everywhere.
Daddy, me and John did the Tim-Tam Slam last night, it was so fun!
That's great son, don't get too frisky with him now will you?

feeling the beat of the tambourine 

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...
Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

unplug the tampon 

A phrase used to describe a situation where people become extremely emotional, expressing traits similar the female period.
Damn bro not tryna unplug the tampon. chill.

Riding the tampony 

Phrase describing the act of menstruation.
-Did you get lucky last night?
-Nah man she's been riding the tampony for days.
-Gnarly.

the tampon channel

Any channel like Bravo or Oxygen which has programs aimed towards more feminine audiences. Known for abundance of tampon commercials.
Me and my girlfriend were watching TV together, but since nothing that she wanted to watch was on, I got stuck watching the tampon channel.