Jerry: Mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork
Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!
Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!
by bojzzle April 17, 2006
Get the the storkmug. by Ailim October 04, 2016
Get the stork itmug. 1. When young children ask their parent(s) where babies come from, the most popular lie *ahem* I mean response is to say, "Oh the stork bought you."
A stork is a large white bird which I know little about.
So basically your parents tell you that a giant bird grabbed a small baby in its mouth and randomly bought it to two people. Or one person as the case may be. In reality your parents probably had wild sex and your mom forgot her pill.
2. 'Stork' is also a brand of margerine which comes in round tubs.
3. It could also be a misspelling of stalk, when one person or persons obsess about and attempt to follow another person or persons without detection.
A stork is a large white bird which I know little about.
So basically your parents tell you that a giant bird grabbed a small baby in its mouth and randomly bought it to two people. Or one person as the case may be. In reality your parents probably had wild sex and your mom forgot her pill.
2. 'Stork' is also a brand of margerine which comes in round tubs.
3. It could also be a misspelling of stalk, when one person or persons obsess about and attempt to follow another person or persons without detection.
1. "Mummy, where do babies come from?"
"Oh the stork brought you."
"Do you think I'm stupid mummy, you charge £300 a go."
2. "Yumm, pass the synthetic butter...what's it called?"
"Stork?"
"Yes, I need to smother Stork over myself."
3. "I'm going to stork Jane tonight."
"You mean stalk?"
"Oh shush I'm talking aloud, you can't hear my misspelling!"
"Oh the stork brought you."
"Do you think I'm stupid mummy, you charge £300 a go."
2. "Yumm, pass the synthetic butter...what's it called?"
"Stork?"
"Yes, I need to smother Stork over myself."
3. "I'm going to stork Jane tonight."
"You mean stalk?"
"Oh shush I'm talking aloud, you can't hear my misspelling!"
by Zelda199 March 14, 2007
Get the storkmug. by brantford winstonworth TGOPBB April 26, 2011
Get the storkingmug. The newest internet meme viral craze; a bit like planking and owling, except you stand on one leg like a stork. You then take a picture and post it on facebook/twitter. The weirder the location, the better.
by storker July 16, 2011
Get the Storkingmug. derives from the German work for erection ... thus it makes a lot of sense that the stork bring babies ..
by wordsmith1001 January 11, 2009
Get the storkmug. n. a tall, lanky girl who wears short-shorts, causing her legs to resemble long, slender stork-like limbs. Generally storks are stuck up bitches.
Guy 1: Dude, look at all those hot chicks in them shorts!
Guy 2: What, you mean those storks, those are some stuck up bitches.
Guy 2: What, you mean those storks, those are some stuck up bitches.
by StorkPatrol May 07, 2009
Get the Storkmug.