humping the stat monkey 

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

humping the stat monkey by Erock April 15, 2004

guest of the State

An inmate in prison. Room and board is paid for by the state, hence "guest" of the State.

Someone who is incarcerated.

Lester was in for some ugly times; he was a guest of the State and he didn't like busycheekistry.

guest of the State by Luigi August 15, 2004

meet me at the station 

A phrase used to discretely announce that you're arriving, or "cumming". Originally used on the British television series "The IT Crowd"

Bradley: Meet me at the station!

meet me at the station by honest≠asshole January 6, 2012

The Staten Island snapper 

When you put your middle finger in a girl's vagina, your thumb in her butthole, and then snap your fingers inside her.

Meet me under the Verazzano, baby, I'll give ya the Staten Island snapper

The Staten Island snapper by Smac141 April 2, 2015

Throw Me the Statue

A great indie-pop band from Seattle. They don't really have any bad songs. Their best album is by far Creaturesque. Good to listen to if you're feeling down and need something to pick you up.

Dizzy from the Fall is the best song by Throw Me the Statue IMO.

Throw Me the Statue by pseudonym this May 10, 2010

Enema of the State 

Blink-182's 1999 album, Enema of the State. It made fun of the movie Enemy of the State, a popular film earlier that year. It contains the songs Dumpweed, Don't Leave Me, Aliens Exist, Going Away To College, What's My Age Again?, Dysentery Gary, Adam's Song, All the Small Things , The Party Song, Mutt, Wendy Clear, and Anthem.

Guy: Dude, I just bought Blink-182's album Enema of the State!
Other Guy: Nice, I listen to that every day.

Enema of the State by isw12786 April 25, 2007

In the states 

What canadians say when something seems to be popular or mainstream, but doesn't seem likely in their own country.

Friend #1: "Why is there Nascar playing on TV at this bar?"
Friend #2: "People love Nascar"
Friend #1: "You think?"
Friend #1: "In the states"

In the states by imdre April 4, 2011