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spider-girl (the gwen stacy)

when you bust a nut inside her pussy, then pull out and proceed to jump on her stomach, which results in the cum shooting out of her violently onto the wall
I turned my wife into spider-girl (the gwen stacy) while she was watching spiderman into the spiderverse

The Stack 

The end all, be all of STDs.

The Stack includes all of the following and more:
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Hepatitis A, B twice, C
Gingivitis

The Plague
Impotence
Premature ejaculation
Cancer
Food Poisoning

Osteoporosis
Scurvy

Shrinkage
Small Pox

Anal Leakage/Seepage
Prolonged Lifespan
Aids

Phenylkketonuria(PKU)

Non-consensual Homosexuality

Third testicle (regardless of gender)
Uneven tire wear

Bad sense of direction
Conversion to the church of Gary Busey

Obsessive stamp collecting
Reverse bilingualism
Port-o-potty Specialist

Deviated septum
Slavery
Conversion to Judaism
Nipple lactation

Appreciation for modern art
High interest rates
Weak investment portfolio
Shaq-fu
And it will ruin your credit score.

There is no known cure. If you contract The Stack, do not attempt to kill yourself for it will only anger the disease.
I may have The Stack, but at least I'm still white.
The Stack by TheStackPatientZero December 16, 2011

the stack 

les hit up the stack for some bud
the stack by racheldanie October 17, 2009

hitler rocks the stache 

line said to anyone who opposed hitler and his rockin mustache
Civilian:Yeah Hitler's stache is cool and all, but I think the Russians have better st...
Nazi:HITLER ROCKS THE STACHE (kills instantly)
hitler rocks the stache by Carlb0t January 10, 2010

Tapping the Stache 

When a man with a mustache gets mouth-fucked or deep-throated.
"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"

jack the stack 

shortened version of jackin the smokestack, meaning to jerk off or masturbate.

only used by men of course.
james: wtf are you doing?
me: chillin at home, about to jack the stack.
james: haha, n1.
jack the stack by rayjay April 23, 2006