The Sprangs

Winter Springs, Florida. Central Florida suburb filled with dudebros, jocks, nerds, and sluts. Marijuana is highly prevalent in this area.

"Yo lets just chill in the sprangs tonight and hit up that keg"

by sprangscuh July 1, 2006

The Sprangs

N.
Winter Springs, Florida. Any place with the postal code 32708.

A mecca where the middle class of central Florida comes to have their kids and "settle down". 90% of these kids become stoner wastes.

Yo dog, I am in the Sprangs, let's go score some dank from E-Dub

by Zeebs February 21, 2005

The Sprangs

Also known as Sand Springs, Ok. 74063. a small podunk town west of tulsa, ok.. to the hick like residents it is known as "The Sprangs"/"The Springs". The townspeople also call themselves "Sandites". no one knows quite what that means though.

Hey yall, lets go down to the sprangs and catch ourselves some bass

by silentfox0 December 28, 2005

St. Mattress by the Springs

Your bed on Sunday morning. Where you mattress worship.

The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.

What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".

Bob: Hey-Wanna go to church with me? You do attend somewhere don't you?

Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.

by BeezerKR May 2, 2010

The springs

Colorado Springs co

I'm going to the springs today

by Kjar July 31, 2016

The Splangs

The involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep... You know... that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker... then, SPLANG! and you wake up saying... What the Fuck!

Dude, I was so having a great sleep, until I got The Splangs!

by Fabulous Fabe December 10, 2008