something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.
Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
by TEHAM March 27, 2019
Get the the spotted dickmug. A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)
Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!
by SierraJuliet February 13, 2019
Get the Spotted Dickmug. a type of a British desert
by soulfromhell August 1, 2003
Get the spotted dickmug. by Obiwankenorchid September 3, 2006
Get the spotted dickmug. (n.) Syphilis
by Ann_Hedonia January 13, 2009
Get the Spotted Dickmug. by Pete January 20, 2004
Get the Spotted Dickmug. 1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization
by Crazy68 August 28, 2009
Get the spotted dickmug.