the sploog

A lot of cum typically delivered on the face or in a jar.

"when she gives you the sploog ;0"

"when you get the sploog in your eye ;0"

"when you stick your wiener in the jar of sploog ;0"

"tfw you rub the sploog on your cookie ;0"

by thesploogiestsplooger August 15, 2016

The Splooge Mcduck

It is a sexual act performed on a women from a male,where as the male ejaculates onto the female's face and then proceeds to pelt the female with loose change. It mostly consist of throwing pennies.

I was having sex with this really mean, bitchy girl and since I didn't like her I decided to give her the Splooge Mcduck and proceeded to exit the bedroom shortly afterwards.

by Mr.Mcgibbles September 10, 2012

Goodie with the shploogy

Used to describe something good to its highest degree.
Can even be used to ask how is someone

Max: Hey dude, how was your weekend?

Ethan: It was goodie with the shploogy

Example 2:

Randy: What's goodie with the shploogy?

Naison: Everything is goodie with the shploogy, my vro!

by FrancisTheSocial March 29, 2022

slooghter the pooper

The act of slobbering or spitting (or a combination) on the anus, normally for the intent of penetrating with a penis or other phallic object.

Make sure to slooghter the pooper before penetration. Otherwise you're gonna have a bad time.

by The Hip-Hop Junkie September 15, 2009

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge

A cinematic masterpiece, Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge is the kind of movie where the archaeological "digs" are exclusively anatomical. The film follows a sweaty, fedora-wearing archaeologist as he navigates the Temple of Splooge, a subterranean den of iniquity where the traps aren't poisoned darts, but rather aggressive "fluid exchanges" and spends less time escaping rolling boulders and more time dealing with "boulders" of a much more sensitive nature. Whether he's navigating the "Chamber of Moans" or outrunning the legal department while trying to convince a cult of leather-clad zealots that his "sacred staff" belongs in a museum, Indy finds himself entangled in a series of high-stakes physical encounters that prioritize raw endurance over historical preservation.

"I went into the kitchen after the blender exploded and it looked like a deleted scene from Indiana Bones and the Temple of Splooge."

by Deadman7755 January 13, 2026