the sooners 

The best team ever. People like the Texas Longhorns have nothing better to do than sit around and insult OU because they are jealous of OU.

Longhorn: OU sucks Me: ok well if OU sucks than UT must really really suck since they lost 4 years in a row to the sooners.

the sooners by OU rules January 10, 2004

the sooners 

PFFF Longhorns suck ya ok who got slaughtered 55-19 and asked USC to run the ball so the clock wouldnt stop in the Orange Bowl

Longhorns at least won the Rose Bowl

Sooners suck there streak of beating the Longhorns is doen this year

the sooners by Rob Chaboyer September 18, 2005

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

The Sooner Nation 

1. Oklahoma
2. Premature Ejaculation or Ejaculators (a.k.a. male Oklahomans)

The Sooner Nation is full of nothing but Premature Ejaculation!

The Sooner Nation by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

the real stoners 

A group of pot heads who dedicate there lives to slapping out the green and Chonging it on a daily, not shy of the snow but just choose a more chilled out life.

Defined (the real stoners)
(Bitch) u wanna come to this dirty sesh
(TRS) nahhh I’m good me n the gang gonna go get on a Smokey one at Ms

the real stoners by Chongingbong August 9, 2022