A highly contagious mental disease caused by hanging around males down the shore with said illness. It's amongst the easiest to diagnose for what seems to look like full grown boys will act like 5 year-olds when encountering something that they do not understand. Such things include but are not limited to; emotion, intelligence or anything to do with people who have a higher chance of success in life. Said syndrome has only one speculated cure, and it is not yet known, however growing up is highly recommended as treatment for alleviation of symptoms. The syndrome is speculated to also be genetically inherited, and seriousness increased in those harbinger the Y chromosome
high school boys in the back of that bus clearly have "Down the shore Male Syndrome (DTSMS) " they hate on girls that like a guy that they don't know.
The blue store special is a sexual act where two individuals of any sex take a fried chicken leg from the blue store and douse it in hot sauce, shove it in the recipient’s ass, and eat it. This must be done so the bone never exits the recipients ass. Bonus points if the recipient is female and you do the same but with a potato log in the vagina, and make sure the skin stays. Hot sauce is not recommended if you use the potato log in the vagina.
To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.
"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."
"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"