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The Sore Spanker 

When the shoulder area hurts after punching the clown or choking the chicken too much
Kian: Dude i beat off too much last night now i've got the sore spanker
Nicholas: That blows cock!

The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning 

When you act or say something like an Italian and your excuse for it being ok was that you watch The Sopranos or The Jersey Shore
Person 1 - whatta ya mean you forgot to pick up the tickets whatta you stunad

Person 2 - Stunad, what?

Perosn 1 - its ok I watch the sopranos

Person 1 - oh the old The Jersey Shore/Sopranos Reasoning

Down the shore Male Syndrome (DTSMS)  

A highly contagious mental disease caused by hanging around males down the shore with said illness. It's amongst the easiest to diagnose for what seems to look like full grown boys will act like 5 year-olds when encountering something that they do not understand. Such things include but are not limited to; emotion, intelligence or anything to do with people who have a higher chance of success in life. Said syndrome has only one speculated cure, and it is not yet known, however growing up is highly recommended as treatment for alleviation of symptoms. The syndrome is speculated to also be genetically inherited, and seriousness increased in those harbinger the Y chromosome
high school boys in the back of that bus clearly have "Down the shore Male Syndrome (DTSMS) " they hate on girls that like a guy that they don't know.

The blue store special

The blue store special is a sexual act where two individuals of any sex take a fried chicken leg from the blue store and douse it in hot sauce, shove it in the recipient’s ass, and eat it. This must be done so the bone never exits the recipients ass. Bonus points if the recipient is female and you do the same but with a potato log in the vagina, and make sure the skin stays. Hot sauce is not recommended if you use the potato log in the vagina.
Me and my girl had the blue store special last night. I loved it.

The Snore-Lax

To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.
"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."

"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
The Snore-Lax by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

up the score 

To catch the opps slipping and kill the enemies, you up the score for your team or crew..
I caught the opps lacking at the store and I had to up the score..
up the score by MootzNdaMixxx April 21, 2021