The Sledge

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Jimmy: Hey, did you hear about The Sledge?
Kai: No
Fin: No
Clancy: No
The Sledge: No

by "The Sledge" May 19, 2022

the sledge

Also know as "the sledge", it is when you are having oral sex and the moment before you cum you pull out blow your load in the recivers face and punch them in the noes and scream "BITCH YOU'VE JUST BEEN SLEDGED!!"

bazokajoe: yeah man I was with some chick this weekend and guess what?
Dowford: what?
Bazokajoe: I gave her the sledge!!
Dowford: dude.... your a beast

by fernflakes March 6, 2009

Swing the Sledge Hammer

to masturbate, usually until orgasm

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!

by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 9, 2008

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.

"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe

by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008

Above The Sludge

Someone who is 'Scum'. A horrible person. They are literally, scum (scum being the layer that exists 'above the sludge', contained inside a cesspit).

"You are disgusting. Horrible. In fact, I'd say that you're just above the sludge"

by theslaughterhouseblog June 2, 2017

The Sludge

The act of sexual activity where the male gives one brutal pelvic thrust that can run the risk of injuring the female/male's insides.

Wow, Robby really gave Becki the sludge last night, because she is walking very weird.

by Bleve August 15, 2006

licking the sledgehammer

A 2013 version of "jumping the shark". A reference to Miley Cyrus' video "Wrecking Ball" in which she licks a sledgehammer. That is the point where her career trajectory topped out.

Friend 1: I loved that bar. Just wished they had not changed their menu so much. The old food was way better.
Friend 2: Completely understand. They thought they were being daring and would get a new crowd. They really were just licking the sledgehammer with that idea.

by xtremerange October 9, 2013