The Shrekoning

Once only a humble Internet meme, The Shrekoning now defines the transcendence of one's mind to a new plane of existence to live in the Holy Swamp of our Lord Shrek.

Once Jason was found worthy, he was prepared for The Shrekoning.

The Shrekoning by Spherical_Josh July 30, 2017

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the shrekoning

when ones ass is torn by the almighty prince charming, it summons the almighty amazing lord Shrek with a loud and mighty roar.

guy 1 "ow my ass hurts!"

guy 2 "the shrekoning is beggining"
shrek *rooooaaarrr* "i am here. give me the ass"

the shrekoning by the shrekt October 22, 2014

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The Shrekening

When you get more thirsty than your body can keep up with and pretend to be anally penetrated by a cartoon, usually Shrek.

Zayne was so desperate, he was giving himself The Shrekening.

The Shrekening by BrazzersBananas August 16, 2015

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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