The Scissor 

It's Silver, Slick, and Sharp. EVERYONE LOVES THESE THINGS! THESE help you cut both OBJECTS and PEOPLE ;)!

"Hi Jerry, I you like to have "The Scissor" please, I need to teach someone.... How to cut CLAY!
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What? H-huh? You thought I was gonna KILL that someone? NO-WAY! ~I'll never do tha-at!~(BIG.CREEPY.SMILEY.FACE)

The Scissor by K-WILL-SUE-YOU December 9, 2019

The Scissor 

A drink with Malibu Rum, Harvest Suprise Fruit juice, and vegetable juice.

Some guy with an excellent sense of smell - Hey, it kind of spells like 2 ladies scissoring in the room?

The girl with The Scissor - Oh, thats because I am drinking a Scissor.

The Scissor by quickster May 6, 2008

The Scissor Lift 

Lesbian sex on an airplane

"Two girls from coach just walked into the bathroom, I bet they're trying The Scissor Lift"

The Scissor Lift by Salamandr November 9, 2009

The Scissor Drawer

2 men scissor with another man in the middle.

Dude, did you hear about Johnny Sins? He did The Scissor Drawer during his most recent scene. I almost nutted on my ceiling fan.

The Scissor Drawer by Mini Johnny Sins September 21, 2019

The Runny Scissor

When you and a partner assume the scissor position and spray Diarrhea at the same time.

"Hey wanna come back to my place so we can do The Runny Scissor?"

The Runny Scissor by SirOdinson May 23, 2023

Scissor the Sunrise

similar to "hit the hay" you would use this phrase as to when you are just about to fall asleep, or your headed to bed.

"man im so frigging tired, I think imma go scissor the sunrise"

Scissor the Sunrise by DitzyBlitzy August 19, 2026

The East Honduran Scissor ritual 

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

The East Honduran Scissor ritual by Crack15 September 2, 2019