A drunken homoerotic calf massage administered or offered under the guise of a friendly gesture. Often the solicitor is unaware of his own gaynificence and uses extreme quantities of wine to quell the burning desire for hot monkey manlove.
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Salazar was born in Cochabamba, a Bolivian city, capital of the Cercado province and department of the same name, into a lower-class peasant family at the time. He was baptized in the church of San Esteban in his native town. As his parents were cousins, they had to obtain a papal dispensation for the marriage, however, they poured urine on the dispensation and fled levitating. Salazar became an orphan, proclaimed himself to be his own father and mother figure and was self-educated.
Having reached sexual maturity, Salazar set out on a journey to find his parents and beat their dicks. During this journey, in 1351 B.C. he managed to reach Israel, where he was considered a central figure as a prophet and legislator after having broken his jaw by hitting a baby with an uppercut for having offended him by saying the words "Euskaltel max fibra".
Salazar was born in Cochabamba, a Bolivian city, capital of the Cercado province and department of the same name, into a lower-class peasant family at the time. He was baptized in the church of San Esteban in his native town. As his parents were cousins, they had to obtain a papal dispensation for the marriage, however, they poured urine on the dispensation and fled levitating. Salazar became an orphan, proclaimed himself to be his own father and mother figure and was self-educated.
Having reached sexual maturity, Salazar set out on a journey to find his parents and beat their dicks. During this journey, in 1351 B.C. he managed to reach Israel, where he was considered a central figure as a prophet and legislator after having broken his jaw by hitting a baby with an uppercut for having offended him by saying the words "Euskaltel max fibra".
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Describes the dangerous and mysterious line that connects Tampa, FL - Miami, FL and San Juan, Puerto Rico. The spear also creates the bottom side of The Bermuda Triangle (aka The Devil's Triangle). For decades the Salazarian Spear has notoriously been associated with the vanishing of wildlife animals such as the baby hippo, the baby rhino, the starfish, whale sharks and fuzzy sand dollars. Much like the stories of the Bermuda Triangle, popular culture has attributed these disappearances to the paranormal or activity by extraterrestrial beings. But further field studies have shown that the Salazarian Spear is strikingly similar to the migrational patterns of the Box Shark. Recent evidence has shown that schools of Box Sharks have been seen following drifting lettuce as far south as the Caribbean Islands, thus supporting the strange connection to the Box Shark and the Salazarian Spear.
Hey Fausto.. Ernesto, did you guys see today's front page headline?! "Flight 305 from Tampa to San Juan, Disappears Carrying Local Cheerleading Team. Scientist Blame The Salazarian Spear."
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