If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead 

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

Easy Rider Salad The Mall 

A famous line by the group Happatai, who sung the world famous Yatta! song.

Nippon Q Q
DEMO!!
Ashtala Wonderful!!
EASY RIDER SALAD THE MALL!!!!!

Easy Rider Salad The Mall by Cloud November 16, 2004

By George Martha, it's the river Nile! 

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.

guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.

By George Martha, it's the river Nile! by TheFlyingFuck October 17, 2011

It's not the ride, It's the rida 

A phase commenly used when girls are riding on guys, used in Tokyo Drift, by that western dude with a damn southern accent.

girl: why can't you buy me a ride like that?
boy: you know why?
girl: why?
boy: IT's not the ride, it's the rida.

It's not the ride, It's the rida by fathobo March 26, 2008

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5) 

The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5)

The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5) by Saulman500 December 26, 2023

The river special 

When you give the sped girl dong

“dang did u give that sped girl the river special?”
“heck yeah i did boy”

The river special by congobongo123 January 28, 2019

crossing the river styx 

When your friend passes out at a party, and you proceed to droop your hanging testicles over his eye sockets and allow them to rest on his closed lids.

Derived from Greek mythology:
The dead would be buried with gold coins in their eye sockets, to pay Charon the ferryman to carry their body across the River Styx and into the Underworld.

1) Man, Sean totally Crossed the River Styx last night at that party.

2) Eric and Patti drank way too much and blacked out. I helped them Cross the River Styx while Ryan took photos.

crossing the river styx by Andy January 30, 2005