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The Power Nine 

A name given by players of Magic: The Gathering to nine incredibly rare cards printed primarily in Alpha, Beta, and Unlimited known as Ancestral Recall, Black Lotus, Mox Emerald, Mox Jet, Mox Pearl, Mox Ruby, Mox Sapphire, Timetwister and Time Walk. These cards are widely considered the most powerful cards in the game, but are however illegal in every tournament format except for Vintage in which they are Restricted and therefore cannot contain more than one copy. Common attempts by Magic: The Gathering creators have been made to replicate the abilities possessed by Power Nine cards, but for a larger price to pay and/or for less effect- which further contributes to why these cards are considered so valuable. The five mana-producing Mox cards belonging to the Power Nine are commonly referred to as ‘The Moxen’ alongside the four other Power Nine. Although more ‘Mox’ cards were created, as were more additional turn spells in alignment with ‘Time Walk’, no others were later considered additional members of The Power Nine.
Joshua possesses every existing card from The Power Nine- I want to be like him!
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the sherby powerline 

When doing butt stuff while a woman is in her period, you attach the end of the inserted anal beads to the tampon thread. Then firmly yank on the tampon pulling out both the tampon and anal beads to jump start the female
I after a power outage I gave her the sherby powerline to finish out the night.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008