the pizzabowl trick

basically an irish witch lowers the microwave
to her own large and specially used asshole arsehole
to do the pizzabowl she empties her unguarded
rear aka majic maker into the the microwave bowl
and proceeds to nuke her dukes for any time she choses

The witch completed her occults mission in Mesō and chose to do the pizza bowl trick, yet she was hoping to do the whole planet. She was pissed when she could only do her own dukies at home using the pizzabowl trick. She empty her butt scooter into the microwave and spread her majic far and wide in there. She nuked for 12 minutes and proceeded to eat, while that Kermit The Frog Guy Sings Her the song Beautiful World. 'Hun, so its not ending?' Witch. Husband ~ 'Nope but the gents are here to watch football and I forgot to tell you that. Can myself und bro SawYems we hope go to Toms or Bills indefinitely?' Und as she sqawled und she wallowed at her munch tallowed, she though not Aw though.

the pizzabowl trick by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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