the petes

A disease both contracted by sex with pete, inflicting females with a twenty four hour, seven day a week, 365 day a year sexual desire with the only antidote being sex with pete.

OH MY GOD I've got the petes!!!!

by Extreme Juices November 24, 2007

the petes

disease inflicted upon females that come into contact with the petes, leaving them with a persistent, vigorous, insatiable concupiscence for the petes that can only be cured by the petes.

i've got the petes, and the only prescription is more petes!

by bobtheta May 02, 2008

Pete and Pete

The best TV show ever created. Ferthermore, Nickelodeon should have been sued for taking it off the air.

hey, let's go watch Pete and Pete!

by SLK January 15, 2004

Peteing

A pose you do when your not sure where to put your hands
'To pete'

"Hey, look! That guys is peteing"

by Alexandraazar June 02, 2017

The Pete

A codename for weed (especially skunk/super strong weed) originating from a Peep Show character Skunky Pete.

Can also be used as The Peter Parker.

"Rahhh it smells Petey in here"

"Im Peted"

"Woof this is the absolute Parker"

"Is that The Pete?"

by DaReefer420 July 21, 2020

Petee

A name symbolic of those naturally kind at heart. One that is generous and caring and likely to be the best sort of friend you could desire.

Oh you know Petee Boy? He helped me out yesterday, when no one else would take the time.

by Find April 25, 2009

Pete

A man of intelligence, handsome, well hung, astute.

If someone displays any of those characteristics...

"Dude, your name should be Pete!."

by MokoRules February 24, 2009