the petes 

A disease both contracted by sex with pete, inflicting females with a twenty four hour, seven day a week, 365 day a year sexual desire with the only antidote being sex with pete.

OH MY GOD I've got the petes!!!!

the petes by Extreme Juices December 25, 2007

the petes 

disease inflicted upon females that come into contact with the petes, leaving them with a persistent, vigorous, insatiable concupiscence for the petes that can only be cured by the petes.

i've got the petes, and the only prescription is more petes!

the petes by bobtheta May 2, 2008

put the pussy on the pedestal 

To treat a girl like she is more valuable than what she really is. What nice guys do to hot chicks.

Steven likes to put the pussy on the pedestal by treating his girlfriend like a princess that is too good for him.

put the pussy on the pedestal by Maximas June 4, 2008

wet the peesh 

Slang term for giving a blow job

"yo did that chick wet the peesh?!?!"

wet the peesh by JJFamz December 3, 2007

putting the pussy on the pedestal

when a girl thinks shes hot shit when in reality their more like a 5 or lower

"this girl thinks she's so hot, bitches really be putting the pussy on the pedestal"

putting the pussy on the pedestal by yeeeeaaaaamaaaannn January 7, 2023

Dick on the pedestal 

Putting your dick on the pedestal is to operate in such a manner that you make women work for your dick instead of just giving it away.

The opposite of pussy whipped~

Also referred to as operation D.O.P.

I.e. instead of being pussy whipped, take back your manhood and put your dick back on the pedestal. Make your next girl earn her next big O.

Dick on the pedestal, adjective used to describe tactics that make girls work for your dick. The opposite of being whipped.

Operation D.O.P. Is a success, Iv got several friends with benefits now that Im making these girls work for it.

I put my dick back on the pedestal and now my girlfriend finally understands how valuable this dick is too her... she cleaned the house and gave me a blowjob this week.

Ever since I started applying operation D.O.P. Tactics my DMs have been poppin’

Dick on the pedestal by Peacepuff December 12, 2021

When the moon shines, the cow pees 

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

When the moon shines, the cow pees by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024