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Grab the Pav
Glenn: "Me and Seth are gonna go into the kitchen. Do you guys need anything?"
Jake: "Dude, just promise me you're not gonna grab the pav."
Jake: "Dude, just promise me you're not gonna grab the pav."
Grab the Pav by Bidge August 5, 2008
The Pavarotti Protocol
A fanfiction written by LiveJournal user canniblaine. It's based around the FOX comedy/musical series, Glee, in which the character Blaine Anderson shoves a dead bird corpse up the ass of his boyfriend, Kurt Hummel.
I wish I was kidding.
I wish I was kidding.
The Pavarotti Protocol:
“Please kill me,” says Kurt, nails digging into the hardwood surface of the table he's bent over. “Please kill me now.”
Blaine doesn't think Kurt is actually suicidal, so it's okay. The other Warblers watch on with a disinterested air, standing in a circle around the scene. Blaine decides that Kurt's lamentations are spurred from the heat of the moment and the knowledge of what's about to come to him, so it's perfectly fine.
“Please kill me,” says Kurt, nails digging into the hardwood surface of the table he's bent over. “Please kill me now.”
Blaine doesn't think Kurt is actually suicidal, so it's okay. The other Warblers watch on with a disinterested air, standing in a circle around the scene. Blaine decides that Kurt's lamentations are spurred from the heat of the moment and the knowledge of what's about to come to him, so it's perfectly fine.
The Pavarotti Protocol by Cupcake-Angels March 26, 2021
bowl from the pavilion end
That's it. I've had enough of dating crazy women. From now on I'm going to bowl from the pavilion end.
bowl from the pavilion end by Flakey July 18, 2007
pounding the pavement
"I got laid off on a Friday,but by the following Monday I picked up the want ads and started pounding the pavement."
pounding the pavement by Bungalow Bill May 11, 2007
Salting the Pavement
When's the last time you were salting the pavement?
Last night, I was rammin this black honey and I pulled out and salted that pavement!
Last night, I was rammin this black honey and I pulled out and salted that pavement!
Salting the Pavement by Duncadunk October 24, 2009
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