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The Paparazzi 

A variation on the oft talked about but seldom used Rodeo. In this version, a group of friends break into a room where two individuals are mid-coitus and proceed to loudly yell for both parties to pose for the cameras, all the while snapping pictures with several flashing cameras in hand. The gentleman engaged in the act then has to do his best to smile for the cameras while keeping the girl engaged as long as he can. Selling the pictures to the highest bidder afterwards is also to be expected.
"Julie always looked so nice and innocent in the photos I had seen of her. Check out the look of terror on her face in these pictures from The Paparazzi we pulled on she and Scott last night. I think these shots will fetch at least a couple hundred bucks."
The Paparazzi by Michael Main June 23, 2006
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the paparazzi 

when you are getting your dick sucked by a girl, you realize that you want to film it on your phone or camera, right before you cum on her face you turn the most potent flash on, blinding her so that she cant tell that the load is coming her way, so she has no expectations and is further blinded by the load. this is The Fucking Paparazzi
my girl is mad and temporally blinded, i think i successfully carried out the paparazzi
the paparazzi by cimex April 26, 2013

The Lady Pimparazzi 

a creature that constantly refers to herself as an oppressed black woman, although it couldn't be farther from the truth. she proudly displays her black peach fuzz all over her body like she's growing it out for Locks of Love. hobbies she has are masturbating with her clarinet, popping the many pimples on her arms, and winning the prize for most disgusting eater of all time.
Attention beachgoers: BEWARE OF THE LADY PIMPARAZZI!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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