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Where the boys get lit during break times. Only the best of the best can survive. Many people can't handle the pad and have had to level down to Football or becoming Charlie's friend.
Oi, why has LOOOOGAAAN not been at the pad recently.
The Pad by Dubsy Wubsy September 17, 2020
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where the lads are on and if you walk past you gotta look straight. everyone else is scared of the pad and their massive slongs especially willy t. the place where charlie folds and gabe gets taken advantage of be careful of the might mat cuff doing a haka tho
oh no the albino rhino and the sliverback gorrila are scraping at the pad again lets hope the albino rhino doesnt be gay again
The Pad by willy t and kasey November 25, 2020
where the lads are on and if you walk past you gotta look straight. everyone else is scared of the pad and their massive slongs especially willy t. the place where charlie folds and gabe gets taken advantage of be careful of the might mat cuff doing a haka tho
oh shit the albino rhino and the silver back gorilla are having rumbles at the pad again lets hope the albino doesnt be gay again
The Pad by willy t and kasey November 25, 2020

the Pad and Oli show 

a show created which is soo awesome it never got aired apart from on facebook. the show contains witty banter, hilarious guests and even some partial nudity.
i just watched the pad and oli it was soo awesome. likke someone frosty ray charles everywhere.

simon corkery just watched the pad and oli show.. he just went twosie in his bed because of it.
the Pad and Oli show by eye-pod September 3, 2010

On the pad 

To be "On the pad" means that someone, usually in law enforcement or other position of authority, regularly takes bribes.
Detective Dolan was kicked off the force because he had been on the pad to local wiseguys for years.

Mashing the pad 

Mashing the pad is pushing all of the buttons on an apartment door bell pannel to get buzzed in.
Bob forgot Sue's apartment number so he ended up mashing the pad to get buzzed in.
Mashing the pad by Dog-in-the-boxx November 15, 2009

Chiefin’ at the pad 

Smoking pot at your house. Possibly even cooler if your parents don’t know.
Chad- Bro mom caught me chiefin’ at the pad last night!
Dylan- Dang man! Did she beat your ass?
Chad- Nah that hoe put 5 on it!
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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