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The Neapolitan

The act of a man having sex with three women at the same time, while one of each of the women has blonde, brunette, or red hair. The blonde may be replaced with a geriatric white-haired woman as well. The involvement of a black girl instead of a brunette is a Dirty Neapolitan.
The wife was hesitant for me to bring in another brunette for a threesome, so we went with a blonde and a redhead and I executed The Neapolitan.
by Chicago Joey Biscuits April 20, 2012
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To start, you must find a drunk slut on her period. you then must do her in the ass, making sure to get a good amount of shit on your dick. Then slip the dick into her pussy for a bit, getting some nice blood on it. Then put your dick in her mouth and blast a major cumload inside her mouth. If done properly, when she opens her mouth you should be able to see Brown, Red, and White, the colors of Neapolitan Ice Cream.
Dude, I found this horny slut last night who asked for the Neapolitan!
by P-Snizzle February 12, 2008
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The act of fuckin a chick's butthole then inserting your poop covered dick into her period blood spewing vagina and ejaculating.
Bro, her sheets looked like fucking Auschwitz last night!
Oh you gave her the neapolitan!?
by Helixer69 April 22, 2010
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When a person is penetrated in the anus by two penises at the same time until their rectum bleeds. Then their anus is licked. It is The Neapolitan because there is blood, semen and poop.
She loved being penetrated hard and then having the Neapolitan done on her ass.
by bobW2 August 13, 2015
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The act of licking a woman from her ass to her taint then on to the vagina in one motion without removing the tongue from her skin. The word NEOPOLITAN came from the type of ice cream it is 3 types of ice cream in one container. (chocolate,vanilla, and strawberry.
Ben stiller stuck his tongue in Jenna Jameson from ass to pussy, he gave her the neopolitan.
by retierkram May 26, 2010
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The Girl's on her rag so obviously you have to fuck her in the ass. So you blow your load in her ass hole, and you pull out real quick and punch her in the ovaries, causing her to excrete period juice, as well as the shit and cum already in her ass. The remnants of this is a big red white and brown mess all over her parents bed, hence "The Neopolitan"!
"So the bitch tries to get out of it by telling me shes on her rag. So I gave her the neopolitan treat".
by The Fella's September 26, 2005
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When a person makes love to theres partners anus and orgasms then proceeds to have there partner deficate on there tongue make a formation similar to Neopolitan ice cream
I can't eat ice cream ever again after i gave that bitch the neopolitan ice cream
by nbctk June 22, 2006
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