During the act of giving a blowjob the "giver" deepthroats (the entire shaft) and licks the balls simultaneously. See also "fucking incredible"
"This girl was giving me head and she proceeded to Maestro that shit."
"A female friend (a master of her craft) had the ability to give The Maestro thus reinventing the deepthroat blowjob."
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by mr. Haywood January 27, 2007
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Have you seen the shitter lately? Ronald performed the maestro and ruined the whole bowl and his outfit
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The person whose passion in life it to teach and show business how to best leverage technology to gain a technical avantage for their business
The IT Maestro implemented a new billing system for our business allowing our staff to focus more on selling new products and services than the billing function.
by The IT Maestro February 4, 2010
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unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks
by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026
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Example 2: Girl, I walked into the bathroom and caught him maestroking. Come pick me up.
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by Joe-Joeeee May 1, 2021
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Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.
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