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the lazer 

When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.
Ima firin' my lazer.(In the sexual way."the lazer")
the lazer by Wesley!! April 24, 2009
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The Lacerator 

The fist of a male individual (sober) sticks his fist up a teenage (drunk) female's vagina and causes multiple lacerations.
"Man she got the Lacerator alright she was off school for like a month!"
The Lacerator by jjohnson22 April 18, 2004

The LaMere

(noun) A consensual, discreet kink practice in which a person wears a butt plug in public as a form of private erotic expression. The appeal of a LaMere often centers on the psychological thrill of secrecy, heightened body awareness, and the dynamic of trust or control between partners—while maintaining outward normalcy in everyday settings.
"Their date night was extra spicy cuz he pulled The LaMere—no one else in the restaurant had any idea.”
The LaMere by Foster1986 February 27, 2026

The Joe Labero 

A sexual act, during doggy-style just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates on the partners lower back. Said partner turns around, convinced that the man has ejaculated on her lower back. The man proceeds to spit in the partners face.

It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.
Guy #1: ...so i did the "Reversed David Copperfield".

Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?

Girl: Was it good for you?

The Guy spits in her face.

Guy: It was absolute magic!

Lakers beat the Supersonics 

in, relating to, or characteristic of a good day
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic, the Lakers beat the Supersonics... Today was a good day.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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