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The Lacerator
The fist of a male individual (sober) sticks his fist up a teenage (drunk) female's vagina and causes multiple lacerations.
The Lacerator by jjohnson22 April 18, 2004
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The LaMere
(noun) A consensual, discreet kink practice in which a person wears a butt plug in public as a form of private erotic expression. The appeal of a LaMere often centers on the psychological thrill of secrecy, heightened body awareness, and the dynamic of trust or control between partners—while maintaining outward normalcy in everyday settings.
"Their date night was extra spicy cuz he pulled The LaMere—no one else in the restaurant had any idea.”
The LaMere by Foster1986 February 27, 2026
The Joe Labero
A sexual act, during doggy-style just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates on the partners lower back. Said partner turns around, convinced that the man has ejaculated on her lower back. The man proceeds to spit in the partners face.
It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.
It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.
Guy #1: ...so i did the "Reversed David Copperfield".
Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?
Girl: Was it good for you?
The Guy spits in her face.
Guy: It was absolute magic!
Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?
Girl: Was it good for you?
The Guy spits in her face.
Guy: It was absolute magic!
The Joe Labero by The illusion of mystery September 20, 2012
Lakers beat the Supersonics
in, relating to, or characteristic of a good day
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic, the Lakers beat the Supersonics... Today was a good day.
Lakers beat the Supersonics by Naismithball March 26, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.