police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
Get the the laws mug.1) One's goal shalt always be in contradiction with one's actions (the Irony Law). The is the foundation of all ye hipsterism, and the law that binds all other laws.
2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.
2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
2) Nothing shalt be practical, a hipster shalt do everything for appearances.
2) Finally, a hipster shalt never claim to be a hipster.
Ye Application of The Laws of Hipsterism:
#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.
(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)
#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!
(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)
Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.
(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)
#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.
Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!
Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?
Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.
Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.
Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
#1
Normal Person: Hey you want to go shopping with me?
Hipster female: No, I don't care about how I look.
(Hipster Female shalt then traverse to ye Olde Thrift store where thou shalt spend one full half day looking for garments)
#2
Normal Person: Hey! I like this artist. Their music is good!!
(Thou buys/downloads album to listen to)
Hipster Guy: *No inner monologue, for hipsters do not think consciously for themselves.
(Thou buys Vinyl to show ye others that thou purchases Vinyls.)
#3
Hipster One: I hate hipsters.
Hipster Two: Me too! God! I'm going to write an entry in Olde English and send it into Urban Dictionary that professes my hate for hipsters!!
Hipster One: Right on dude!! Hey you want to go to the thrift store afterwords to go buy records?
Hipster Two: Sorry man, but I can't I'll be pretty busy writing that entry and my fixed gear bike's in the shop right now.
Hipster One: It's cool dude...I...I love you.
Hipster Two: I...I love you too.
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THESE ARE THE RULES TO BE SPREAD FAR ABOVE THE SKY AND ACROSS THE LAND: FOREVER AND EARNESTLY, UN-IRONICALLY AND FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!!!
by smellls November 6, 2011
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Get the Spirit of the Laws mug.The most radical extension, proposing that the fundamental laws of physics themselves (like gravity or quantum mechanics) might be products of these cognitive biases on a cosmic, human scale. It's the idea that we have looked into the universe's raw, potentially chaotic or computationally irreducible processes and, in our need for comprehension, imposed a story of neat, mathematical, causal "laws." The order we worship may be the ultimate face we've seen in the cosmic static.
Apophenia/Pareidolia of the Laws of Physics Theory Example: This mind-bending theory asks: What if F=ma or E=mc² are not discovered truths about reality's fabric, but are like seeing a face on Mars? They are the immensely useful, predictive, and consistent patterns that our particular form of intelligence, evolved on a middling planet, is able to project onto a universe whose true nature might be patternless, lawless, or governed by logic utterly alien to us. Our physics, in this view, is a spectacular, productive, and possibly species-specific pareidolia.
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Metaphysics of the Laws of Physics Example: "His metaphysics of physical laws work asked whether the laws existed before the universe—or whether they're just patterns the universe happened to settle into. The question sounds strange because physics doesn't ask it, but it's fundamental to what we think laws are."
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Paraphysics of the Laws of Physics Example: "He studied telepathy not as magic but as a possible indicator of undiscovered physical interactions—paraphysics, the investigation of phenomena that seem to violate known laws but might reveal new ones. Most of it leads nowhere, but somewhere, something might."
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Dynamism of the Laws of Physics Example: "Her dynamism of physical laws suggested that the constants we measure today might have been different in the early universe—and might change again in the distant future. The laws aren't carved in stone; they're carved in time."
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