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The Lawnmower

The act of inserting a string of anal beads into a girl, or guys anus. Once the string is fully inserted with just enough to hold onto hanging out, place your foot on the ass and yank out the string of beads like you are starting a lawnmower. You should hear a sound like a motor trying to start that ends with a scream.
Honey, I could really use the lawnmower.

She said I couldn't make her scream, so I gave her the lawnmower.
by DJ Jones December 16, 2007
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a comical dance move. first start out by starting the mower by pulling the chord start then cruse your virtual mower around the dance floor and be admired by all. the posibilitys are endless with this one so have fun and be safe.
when felling overwelmed by all thoes new fancy dance moves dont worry about your two left feet.the lawnmower is a all american favorite.
by stoph March 1, 2004
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The Lawnmower

When inserting anal beads into your partner slowly, then pulling them out really fast producing the sound of a lawnmower starting.
Alex: Mary can I start you lawnmower?
Mary: NO!
by Mary Roach March 8, 2007
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The lawnmower ate my crackers

One sunny day, I walk a lonely road, the only road that I've have ever known. Suddenly, IM HURTIN BABY IM BROKEN DOWN, I NEED YOUR LOVIN LOVIN I NEED IT NOW. I ran down the stairs, nipple hairs, I thought, what is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more. I led a revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free. After that I roam the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camel and a smoke alarm. But I'm not as think as you drunk i am. It hit it. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. The lawnmowers ate my crackers.
Macy: *walks into spanish classroom*
Me:*silent*
Macy: The lawnmower ate my crackers!
Me: *looks at the birds*
Me: *states deeply into your soul*
by ImAWall February 12, 2019
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The Lawnmower Effect

When you use your lawnmower and everyone else starts mowing their lawn too. Applies for most equipment such as hedge trimmers and weed whackers.
There he goes again, Steve starting up the lawnmower effect.
by a_fucking_sloth_lizard September 4, 2017
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egging the lawnmower

Verb

When a girl puts her period blood in every hole of your body, then uses wax to rip off your pubic hair.
Dude did you hear about when Tom's girlfriend started egging the lawnmower??

"That shit must've been so painful."
by jules019 December 20, 2020
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Angie the Lawnmower

Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)
“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”
by Angie did it December 11, 2018
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