the jej

A fat but adorable gray little rat.

He makes epic music and all guys and girls love him.

The jej is precious and must be protected at all costs.

by An0nny442 March 18, 2023

jej

Meaningless interjection

Also used in place of LOL/lel

That's really funny jej.

by master_jej May 16, 2014

jej

Typo of kek

- Person 1 ; ahahah sreve u wrll jej !
- Person 2 : Dave, are you drunk at 10 am again ?

by RexFrancorum July 29, 2022

Jej

Jej is an almighty being thought as “The Holy One”. Followers of Jej are Jejuits. The term for the philosophy of following Jej is Jejuism.

Followers spread the word of Jej through the Internet and online games.

Praise be to Jej the Almighty

by Hughmungus309 December 17, 2020

Jej

A person who kidnaps kids

Tom: Yeo dave do you kidnap kids?
Dave: yea i jej occasionally

by Diet Doctor Kelp April 7, 2022

jej

Often used by Norwegians like the word "yay".

American Boyfriend: I won a free ticket to Norway today.
Norwegian Girlfriend: jej!

by Kurai Hikaru September 18, 2008

jej

dick, cock, penis, johnson, dick cock

your girlfriend says my jej is bigger than yours

by TOMMY SULLIVAN July 7, 2005