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the hibernation technique 

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.
Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.

The Hibernation 

The Hibernation starts the preparation for pride month. It is the 3 months of March April and May Beware for when it ends. This also signals the end of the Gaybernation.
Prepare The Hibernation is coming to an end

The Hibernating Pickle 

When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.
"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"

"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."

What the hibs 

an exclamation of ultimate surprise, if someone is being a cock
Steven:*junky bats calum*
Calum: what the Hibs!

The Bear is Hibernating 

When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.
Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.

Hibah the horse girl 

she is a horse girl. she is the best horse girl you’ll ever meet. she loves her friends, but people hate on her for no reason. she is barely passing science, and we love that! she is an amazing human being! we love our local horse girl!
Do you see who is coming? It’s hibah the horse girl!