when a man takes off his clothes and begins thrusting his hips in such a way that his member begins to "swing" in circles like that of helicopter blades.
"I thought it would really turn her on if I were to do the helicopter, but it only resulted in alot of laughing on her part."
by cpt bu-na-na-na CHEEKS December 09, 2005
the helicopter is a crazy ass sex position that should only be attempted with supervision of highly trained experts of the sex art. unless you're the expert.
The male is suspended in air my a rope that should be quite comfortable or you may be rope burned in unpleasant areas. the man is then spun to speeds of atleast 60 rpm (a single rotation per second)
the female is then supposed to be laid on a table, stool, etc. the male is than lowered and inserted into the females vagina. the sex position is finished when:
1) The male orgasms
2) The female orgasms
3) The male vomits
CAUTION: if this act of pleasure has any error in the process you may be inaccurate and piledrive a hole right through her belly button.
The male is suspended in air my a rope that should be quite comfortable or you may be rope burned in unpleasant areas. the man is then spun to speeds of atleast 60 rpm (a single rotation per second)
the female is then supposed to be laid on a table, stool, etc. the male is than lowered and inserted into the females vagina. the sex position is finished when:
1) The male orgasms
2) The female orgasms
3) The male vomits
CAUTION: if this act of pleasure has any error in the process you may be inaccurate and piledrive a hole right through her belly button.
Guy: omfg dudeeeee.... me and stacy did the helicopter last night.....
Buddy: Haha dude me and carmen did that yesterday... amazing....
Guy: no dude.... we screwed up.... she's in that hospital getting her belly button stitched up
Buddy: Haha dude me and carmen did that yesterday... amazing....
Guy: no dude.... we screwed up.... she's in that hospital getting her belly button stitched up
by ZakkyZebra February 23, 2010
When you are having sex doggy style and you balance yourself without using your arms or legs and you spin around.
Ben: "Hey, Samantha, would you like me to give you 'the helicopter' ride?"
Samantha: "No, Ben, because last time your dick ripped off."
Samantha: "No, Ben, because last time your dick ripped off."
by mikeylyle February 20, 2007
where the girl gets on her hands and knees, a man inserts his penis into the womans ass hole or vagina, and starts spinning around.
by penguinsroc666 October 22, 2009
A sexual S&M act. To preform the helicopter the slave must have multiple elastic bands and piece of card wrapped around his member, the bands are twisted so that when they are let go the card spins around much like the blades of a helicopter, causeing intense pain and peni lacerations
by Dr A. Ris April 02, 2003
Term used to describe a full-blown temper tantrum, characterized by throwing onesself onto the floor and violently flailing their limbs, kicking and screaming.
If Mark doesn't buy me the new Mercedes SLK for my birthday I'm going to have to show him THE HELICOPTER!
by Barbiegirl007 April 02, 2006
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