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The Germ 

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A dance used by 30 somethings while in the act of mating.
Joel: That guy is having a seizure or is possibly retarded.
Nick: No way man. He is doing the Germ.
The Germ by Nick3333 May 31, 2007
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The Germ Freak 

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The act of putting hand sanitizer on a condom before vaginal intercourse.
I think my girlfriend has been sleeping around, I'm going to give her the germ freak.
The Germ Freak by Faulkinbizzle April 29, 2009
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The Germ Effect

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When trying to call attention to the flaws of an opponent only to have your own flaws "outed" as a result of personal digging. Similar to the Streisand Effect in the legal community, the Germ Effect calls attention to yourself in an unwanted and unanticipated fashion. The phrase is derived from the great "2011 Yahoo Fantasy Football thread between 'Coach Germ' and 'Teddy Ruxpin.'"
Coach Germ tried to give me shit me for my 17th round pick, but upon taking a look at his team, his antics had "The Germ Effect" when it was discovered that he has 3 #4 wide receivers and 3 running backs who are time-shares.
The Germ Effect by Chubby Ruxpin September 8, 2011
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Jeremy the Germ 

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Disgusting and disgraceful
Jeremy the germ is disgusting and disgraceful
Jeremy the Germ by Pickle mickle April 2, 2019
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worm with the germ 

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a not unwormlike penis infected with HIV
Watch out Geraldine, word is he's packin' a worm with the germ
worm with the germ by thebear69 July 27, 2010
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THE GERMAN SHEPHERD 

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The act in which an individual bites the hand of the aggressors first born then proceeds to urinate on said child. The German Shepherd can be confidently and gracefully used to assert dominance in a variety of situations if performed with dignity.
Harold: Hey Dennis the boss wants us to wash all the gipsy piss off the windows.
Dennis: Fuck this, I'm about to give this cunt The German Shepherd!!
THE GERMAN SHEPHERD by Dennis@ F October 17, 2022
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