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the geezy

a dance move in which one spastically dances and moves around with a variety of motions, none of which are in any way coordinated.
Look at Rob, he's doin the Geezy!! Those girls look so creeped out right now
by steel city maniac March 10, 2011
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The Geezer

An unelected, unwanted, self-appointed moderator of a chat forum.
Look! The Geezer has got someone else banned again!
by Margaret-e February 23, 2010
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The Geezberg

When you start finishing outside of the vaginal cavity. then quickly, mid ejaculation put your dick back in. Finishing therefore both inside and outside your partner.
You should have seen her face when I gave her the geezberg
by kingsmill5050 November 27, 2017
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The Geezer

Soak your hands, either intentionally or through doing dishes until they are wrinkley and pruned. Then go to work on yourself. Its like receiving a geriatric handie.
Wife made me do dishes last night, but I finished strong with the Geezer... that's not soap film on her favorite coffee mug.
by No Limit Llama March 10, 2020
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The Geeza Crime Family

As one of the most dangerous and wealthiest crime family’s in the world. The Geeza name comes with a heafty reputation. No member has ever been caught by authorities. The Geeza Crime Family is believed to have multiple facilities around the world where they control their business. The family is a myth among everyone as they have never been seen in person. It is nearly impossible to join the family, you would have to display immense trust and would have to be approved by the founders. The founders are known as some of the most powerful people in the world. Some people say that the family is watching everything we do. Some compare the family to the eleged “Illuminati.” The family is feared by gangs and the government. The Geeza Crime Family is the most powerful organization in the world.
The Geeza Crime Family is the boss of all bosses.
by TheDonOfAllDons March 1, 2019
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The Geezer Bandit

TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha
The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…
by Pushmataha January 29, 2023
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The Long-Nosed Geezer Flip

Carnival event where you have to flip an old man with a tengu mask on over your shoulder. You flip the geezer by grabbiing the nose of his tengu mask and hurling him over your shoulder at a target. The person whose geezer hits the bullseye (or who survives) wins.
Weezer Mcretard always wins the Long-Nosed Geezer Flip every year....but the stingy butthole won't tell me his secret!
by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003
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