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the geezy 

a dance move in which one spastically dances and moves around with a variety of motions, none of which are in any way coordinated.
Look at Rob, he's doin the Geezy!! Those girls look so creeped out right now
the geezy by steel city maniac March 10, 2011
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The Geezer 

An unelected, unwanted, self-appointed moderator of a chat forum.
Look! The Geezer has got someone else banned again!
The Geezer by Margaret-e February 23, 2010

The Geezberg 

When you start finishing outside of the vaginal cavity. then quickly, mid ejaculation put your dick back in. Finishing therefore both inside and outside your partner.
You should have seen her face when I gave her the geezberg
The Geezberg by kingsmill5050 November 27, 2017

The Geezer 

Soak your hands, either intentionally or through doing dishes until they are wrinkley and pruned. Then go to work on yourself. Its like receiving a geriatric handie.
Wife made me do dishes last night, but I finished strong with the Geezer... that's not soap film on her favorite coffee mug.
The Geezer by No Limit Llama March 10, 2020

The Geeza Crime Family

As one of the most dangerous and wealthiest crime familys in the world. The Geeza name comes with a heafty reputation. No member has ever been caught by authorities. The Geeza Crime Family is believed to have multiple facilities around the world where they control their business. The family is a myth among everyone as they have never been seen in person. It is nearly impossible to join the family, you would have to display immense trust and would have to be approved by the founders. The founders are known as some of the most powerful people in the world. Some people say that the family is watching everything we do. Some compare the family to the eleged “Illuminati.” The family is feared by gangs and the government. The Geeza Crime Family is the most powerful organization in the world.
The Geeza Crime Family is the boss of all bosses.

The Geezer Bandit 

TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha
The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…
The Geezer Bandit by Pushmataha January 29, 2023

The Long-Nosed Geezer Flip 

Carnival event where you have to flip an old man with a tengu mask on over your shoulder. You flip the geezer by grabbiing the nose of his tengu mask and hurling him over your shoulder at a target. The person whose geezer hits the bullseye (or who survives) wins.
Weezer Mcretard always wins the Long-Nosed Geezer Flip every year....but the stingy butthole won't tell me his secret!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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