the gay touch 

is when someone does something gay

"brooo u hear tony got the gay touch" "nah what happened" "bro he was suckin brenden off" "brooooo"

the gay touch by regan ronald June 12, 2021

Touch of The Gay 

1) To have a slight tendency towards homosexuality or bisexuality
2) To imgine about or dabble in sexual experiences with others of the same sex, while claiming heterosexual as sexual preference
3) To be comfortable in close contact with the same sex
4) For one male to touch another male's penis for any period of time, regardless of the situation

1)Steve smacks Jay's ass as he passes by because he has a touch of the gay

Touch of The Gay by candymapple May 21, 2009

It's only gay if the balls touch 

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

It's only gay if the balls touch by BOB12634 March 12, 2018

Touched the gay deodorant 

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

Touched the gay deodorant by honneamise March 29, 2021