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Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.
Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!

The Fetty Wap 

When yall fucking and you cum in her eye
Bro i gave your mom The fetty wap and she said her eye hurts

Bait the Fatty

Game played on the highway involving two vehicles. A smaller, preferably agile and/or fast car, does anything it safely can to harass a pickup or SUV driver. Common antics include tailgating, cutting off, just generally taunting them. The game becomes more fun if the "Fatty" tries to keep up or overtake the quick and nimble car. Bonus points if the Fatty has lame bumper stickers about redneck culture, being a Soccer Mom, and/or is uber clean a la the Concrete Cowboy.
I was making good time on the highway today then this SUV was going 60 in the left lane. Got myself an opening in the right lane, passed it then played Bait the Fatty for a few miles, it was great!!

the FATTYOSAUR 

a rare creature. only one of them exists today. they are extremely obess and their diet consistes of 20 hard boiled eggs in one meal. they think of themselves as woodland creatures and are very mean, ugly, violent creatures. they are also attracted to Joeys and try to hurt anyone who gets in the way of their true love. in their spare time they like to play card games uncomprehensible to the human mind.
look at the FATTYOSAUR

madii with the fatty 

madii with the fatty ASS SO FAT LIKE THE SUN
YALL GET IT AFLTS- sincerely madii with the fatty

The Great Fatty Acid 

A certain breed of South Korean. Fatty acids have the ability to scream at astronomical levels. (can even shatter glass, rupture anal glands e.t.c)

Also have the ability to remain very calm is extremely stressful situations..

uses the word "GAY" alot!
*The Great Fatty Acid is caught with a stolen car by the police - "This is so GAY!
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