the funnies

in the local recent arrest reports (online or otherwise) in reference to the “funnies” as the comic section.

Did you know John was arrested? I saw him in the funnies the other day!

by michaelcorleone May 19, 2024

The 3am Funnies

A humourous event that only occurs during the hours of the night in quiet conditions triggering a lengthy uncontrollable laughing fit amongst participants.

"HAHAHAHA- its the 3am funnies!"
"Nooo! The 3am funnies!"

by Jedie September 18, 2022

The funniest man alive

Bo Burnham

Bo Burnham is the funniest man alive

by Beatrizzx January 12, 2022

The Funniest

A word used to describe a funny joke. However, if you say it, the world will fucking implode on itself. Wait... oh god: why would you say it!?!?!

Person one: Hey man!
Person two: What?
Person one: Check out this meme; isn't it The Funniest?
Person two: Holy shit we're going to fucking die run for your life
Person one: Amogus

by anonymous March 10, 2022

The funniest prank known to man

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!

"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

The funniest person alive

Slimecical

Slimecical is the funniest person alive

by Amighostboo February 28, 2023

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023