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The Freezer 

A break you need from a relationship or friendship, when you need to stop being in contact with someone because you are starting to dislike him/her and need some time apart to avoid the deterioration of the relationship and be cool again.
My dear Kenny has been acting like a controlling freak lately. I am sending him to The Freezer for a couple of weeks, because I can't stand him now.
The Freezer by EliKolsen March 18, 2009

skeezer in the freezer 

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.
dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

ice cream don't melt in the freezer 

A statement of fact. The truth.
Girl: "Are you hooking up with Michelle?"

Your Answer: "Come on baby, Ice Cream don't melt in the freezer."

A boot in the freezer 

A saying for any object your parents, grandparents, ect. might find after you've thrown a massive party and think your in the clear.

We had a party a few years ago where we got busted for having the party a week later when my grandma found a pair of boots in the freezer.
"Man someone left a bag of Doritos under my parents bed"

"Totally a boot in the freezer"

Putting the Boys in the Freezer 

Person 1: Man, my hands are really cold.

Person 2: Have you tried Putting the Boys in the Freezer?

Person 1: Wowie! This really helped!

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.
jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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