the floppies 

impotence; erectile dysfunction

Got a really bad case of the floppies last night. :(

the floppies by trektruck September 22, 2016

flog the floppies 

To smack the shit out of a girl's titties as she is climaxing. Rough tit play.

Friend 1: Man, your girl seems kind of freaky. She's all over me. She says it's okay with you if I fuck her!?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude. Go for it...I just can't keep up with the slut. Just remember to flog the floppies when she cums.

flog the floppies by richard vendor October 22, 2012

Floppie the Banjo Clown 

Floppie the Banjo Clown is a fictional character introduced in one of the Blue Man Group's tours. Floppie is supposedly the reason for the popular rock'n'roll hand gesture in which the index and pinky finger are extended (his hair was supposedly shaped like a hand in this position).

-at a rock concert-

Person 1: *makes hand gesture*
Person 2: Payin' a tribute to Floppie the Banjo Clown?
Person 1: Yup!

Floppie the Banjo Clown by Watashi wo Korosu Kudasai October 31, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008