the floppies

impotence; erectile dysfunction

Got a really bad case of the floppies last night. :(

by trektruck September 22, 2016

floppies

A derogatory term for an insurgent fighter who trended to be black. Originated with Rhodesian military personnel in Rhodesia (currently Zimbabwe) during the Rhodesian Bush War. The term arises from how insurgents would flop down dead when shot.

"Let's slot floppies!"
Translation: Let's go kill insurgents!

by settlemuntmyarse December 21, 2013

Floppy

Adjective that is reffered to an object that you can move around in every angle without it breaking.

A chain, for example, is very floppy

by Not-underscore April 30, 2020

floppy

When one cannot get hard when a girl is trying to give said man a blowjob.

When Taylor got on her knees, she noticed Ben was still floppy.

by TrendMaster June 07, 2009

the floppy

an indoor practice golf ball

Practicing with the floppy helps your short game

by Spam4adam November 01, 2006

floppy

A type of computer disk, often 3.5''.

"I have a floppy in my pocket."
"Whatid you say?"
"I mean a floppy disk you linear-minded fuck."

by Dave March 23, 2004

Floppy

LITERALLY THE BEST SMELLING TEDDY EVER OMG but likes to play hide and seek ! And You can’t go to sleep without her !

Oh no I have lost floppy tonight, I guess I won’t be sleeping

by Wow34467 April 14, 2019