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The First Kiss 

Something a girl never forgets.

The first action of interest in young couples. Besides commonality's, communication, laughter and similarity's!

Cousin Lav: So, did you?

Cousin: Lek: Did I what?

Cousin Lav: You know what I'm talking about! We just broke curfew, got in hot water, blesed out and nanna's gonna kick our ass. So, did you?
Cousin Lek: You mean play ring around the rosie?

Cousin Lav: *Slap* Smack *Pop* *bam*. I will throttle you, Lek!!! Give up the details!

Cousin Lek: ALRIGHT Already, YES!!! He kissed me. We Kissed! It was the most amazing first kiss of my life. We all fall down should have been echoing threw my mind!

Cousin Lav: Do you know why that sucks for you!
Cousin Lek: We leave tomarow!
Cousin Lav: Hun, you can always write!
Cousin Lek: My life just took a turn to suckville. Nobody will ever match that ashole!

Cousin Lav: It's okay! This is just your first. It shurly won't be your last! The First Kiss will always be your most memorable though ;D
Cousin Lek: *Slap*, Throw*, Bam*...*(suplex hold)**figure four lock* SMELL IT, SMELL IT.....!!!!

Cousin Lav: OH SHIT! THE CRAZY BITCH WENT ROUGE ON ME!!! SILENT BUT VIOLENT ISN"T JUST A FART!!! SHE"S GONNA KICK THAT ASS! RUN GUYS RUN!!! YOU SPAMMED HER CLAM!!! RUN FUKERS RUN!!!
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the end of the first kiss 

Well, this is certainly a pivotal moment. You either landed like a champ or you are in make it up mode. Wet lips, garlic tongues, and too much penetration can be an issue, but the passion and intention should override anything!
As Charlotte and Charlie found the way to the end of the first kiss they would have...well I already told how it went. It was the end of their first kiss. There would be thousands....

I don’t kiss on the first date

Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.
I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.

kiss the fist 

Kissing the fist: verb, when a gifted woman performs such enlighten fellatio as to take the entirety of the man's girth and subsequently kiss the side of her thumb and pointer finger wrapped around the base of said genitalia.
I heard Ashley's got mad neck skills, Thomas said she could "kiss the fist".
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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