The Ferguson

While you are having sex you smoke the entire time. Then you use the tip of the cigarette to burn a hole in the condom and let it drip on her face.

Want to come over and do The Ferguson.

I like to do the Ferguson with Red 100's

by Waco Beer Can December 10, 2009

Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.

"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

by Brookwood April 1, 2008