The Drift King

A title awarded to the finest of Mario Kart players, specifically ones in college. There is only one drift king to this day. He goes by the name of RTGame.

RTGame: "They used to call me the drift king back in college."
Random person: "Sir this is a Tesco"

The Drift King by gay.sea.otter August 14, 2021

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The Drift King

A title given only to the best of the best; mainly those in college

“They called me the Drift King back in college”
“Sir please get out of my house”

The Drift King by BooksOverdue February 21, 2022

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Drifting the Walrus

When you need to take an emergency shit and run to the bathroom but don't make it in time.

Last night Steven was caught drifting the walrus.

Drifting the Walrus by Sean Liam O'Brien July 25, 2019

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Drifting in the Prairie

Code word for hardcore gay anal sex. Usually done inside a vehicle with the heat turned all the way up.

-“Hey pal, wanna go drifting in the prairie?”
-“Sure thing man! I’ll get my car!”

Drifting in the Prairie by Frederick Fax Bear December 10, 2021

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