Simple minded idiot who liked to sit in the front row of 492 and get off while staring at Misskey. (But he's got a date, and we don't!) -- Also see "Felcher"
During online gameplay on the Xbox 360game 'Halo' - variations of which can be researched separately - an odd phenomenon often occurs in which both yourself and your enemy kill eachother in the same instance. It is a quite unique feature of the alien-themed battle-game, and is usually both hugely frustrating and hard to explain, in equal measures.
Therefore, lo and behold, 'the doubler' was coined. This phrase makes it easy to tell one's teammate of your unfortunate end, and marvel at how clearly you meleed first.
James 'FUCK'
Nigel 'whats up'
James 'only the bloody doubler again. and i clearly shot him in the face more than he got me'
Nigel 'the doubler, huh? typical. teabag him next time if you get the chance'
James 'naturally'
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.