The dollar menu
Slang for prostitution
The dollar menu by Atom Ekwillz Adam October 13, 2022
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Eating off the dollar menu
A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.
Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".
Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".
Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
Eating off the dollar menu by Tha6foota May 11, 2009
RAID THE DOLLAR MENU
RAID THE DOLLAR MENU by Lilnug111 August 10, 2006
Workin' the Dollar Menu
Instructions:
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered
Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered
Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
"Workin' The Dollar Menu"
Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.
Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."
Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."
Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.
Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."
Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."
Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
Workin' the Dollar Menu by Joe Boxer @UCF February 26, 2011