The dollar menu
Slang for prostitution
The dollar menu by Atom Ekwillz Adam October 13, 2022
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Eating off the dollar menu
A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.
Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".
Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".
Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
Eating off the dollar menu by Tha6foota May 11, 2009
Workin' the Dollar Menu
Instructions:
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered
Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered
Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
"Workin' The Dollar Menu"
Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.
Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."
Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."
Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.
Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."
Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."
Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
Workin' the Dollar Menu by Joe Boxer @UCF February 26, 2011
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)