1 definition by Joe Boxer @UCF
Instructions:
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered
Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered
Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
"Workin' The Dollar Menu"
Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.
Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."
Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."
Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.
Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."
Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."
Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
by Joe Boxer @UCF February 9, 2011