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You position her into the sprinkler and as she spins you rub her like a record.
Me and my girl had fun doing the DJ.
The DJ by Mr. PencilHolder October 25, 2018
'the' dj refers to a particular dj which u love and think all his tunes are awesome
person 1:that dj was awesome last nite
person 2:ye he was the dj
Definitely a one of a kind individual. Has a huge heart but will not take crap from people who think they "kick ass". Tends to look alittle more negative then positive, therefor some decisions are not always the right ones. The DJ is truely your best friend or someone you hate. When meeting The DJ you best be on your toes cause he is alittle wild. Things can go from dull to dance time in a second. the DJ is a very well rounded individual.
Man, The DJ is the real deal. He is a wild one.
The DJ by William Williamston April 16, 2010

The DJ Khaled 

A sexual act where the fat lazy male does nothing and makes the immensely more talented counterpart do all the work. Upon conclusion of the sex act the fat lazy male yells out "DJ Khaled!" and takes the credit for for doing as little as possible.
I fell asleep after eating a bucket of chicken and awoke to my ho getting me off so I exclaimed "the DJ Khaled!!! " and fell back asleep.
The DJ Khaled by Wurdsarelame December 7, 2017

The DJ Demon 

The guy that you probably don't know and don't care about
Person 1: Who's The DJ Demon?

Person 2: I don't know and I don't care
The DJ Demon by The DJ Demon May 21, 2022

hang the DJ 

basically, it's a phrase used as an interjection when the radio station or club DJ is playing some trash. The phrase is used frequently by Morrisey on the 1986 Smiths hit "Panic" where he exhorts that the disco be burned down and the "blessed DJ" by hung up "because the music that they constantly play / it says nothing to me about my life". Considering that's true today, it ain't such a bad idea at all.
Johnny: Hey Joe! They're playing Britney Spears on the radio!

Joey: Hang the DJ!
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