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The Didgeridoo 

An act of oral sex on a male recipient. Upon or just before climax, the provider must aggressively and continuously blow down the Urethra whilst inhaling air through the nose in an attempt to restrict/ stop the flow of ejaculate. This replicates the breathing technique used to play the didgeridoo.
Everything was going well, until she gave me the didgeridoo.”
The Didgeridoo by SantasTevans December 11, 2019

The Didgeridoo 

Its where a person is laying on the bottom bunk of bunkbeds and the person on the top bunk slides a pools noodle down and makes didgeridoo noises into one end of the pool noodle and the person on the bottom bunk puts their penis in the other end of the pool noodle.
Hey babe! how about you give me the didgeridoo tonight?!
The Didgeridoo by blinddate August 9, 2022

Whacking the didgeridoo 

A term Aussie cunts with big dicks use when they are going to masturbate
Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026